How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

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How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

It was a litterbug.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)