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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.