How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.