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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What does a cat say when he likes something?

It's purrrfect.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.