What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling