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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

How does Harry Potter do web design?

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