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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron