What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.