Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.