Because the little boys pants were half off.
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
7 tees, 30 eggs
BOO jeans.
He said, "Over there by mine."
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
With a small loan of a million dollars.
