What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!