What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen