Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.