Why do hitman always wear gloves?

Because theyre always wacking guys off....

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman