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What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!