Hitman Jokes

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.