Hitman Jokes

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!