Hitman Jokes

What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field?

Trigger*nometry

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!