Trigger*nometry
Who cares!
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Emission Impossible
They're hiring.
Because they always miss.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Justin Case
He is so misunderstood.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Like a glove.