How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A wisecrack.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Mexican Child Jokes More Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.