Mexican Child Jokes

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.