What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.