What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.