What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

To turn the blinker off.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money