What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money