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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!