What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!