What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!