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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.