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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.