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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic