What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.