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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.