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What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!