When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.