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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.