What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.