What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out