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What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Heart Attack Jokes More Heart Attack Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

Why didn't the American get the burger?

Because the heart attack got him first.