What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.