Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine?

OK!

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader