When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien!

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.