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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

November Jokes More November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator