Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?