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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

November Jokes More November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?