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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are posts on the frontpage

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock...

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.