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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

November Jokes More November Jokes

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!