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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.