Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Previous Random Joke Next
Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog