Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser