Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

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What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.