What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.