Japanese Person Jokes

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Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.