It never happens just once.
Seeing your ex.
An Australien.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
They were both caused by a message from god.
Danke memes
Gluten tag!
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
Sandy ego.
Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D
A hot dog
On account of the coffin.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
Because women love digging up the past.
Logs on to Wikipedia*