Japanese Person Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!