Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message

German Jokes More German Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life?

The Martians

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a mars bar!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur