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Extraterrestrial Jokes

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...