What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea?

The taste!

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do the Japanese call a large apartment?

An itssoroomy.

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Atomic bombs are realllllly bright.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!