Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance