Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

Because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.