What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What do you call a Germany virgin?

Good 'n' Tight

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town