What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Disabled Person Jokes More Disabled Person Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...