What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

White Folk Jokes More White Folk Jokes

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.