What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.