Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!