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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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Stop, drop, and roll

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It had a nervous breakdown.

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Because they take a fence to that.

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Show your work.

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Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Airplane Mode Jokes More Airplane Mode Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...