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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.