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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.