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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.