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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow!

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.