How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.