What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...