How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!