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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team?

The Chicago Blackhawks

What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!