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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.