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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.