What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator