Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit?

Everywhere.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.