Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.