Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens