Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow